The Missionary Explains His Sexual Prowess
January 20th, 2011
“The man – the giver – lies on top and fucks the woman – the taker – who is pinned on her back.”
“Why can’t the woman be the fucker?”
“Because she doesn’t have a penis.”
“Oh.”
“The man fucks the woman because he has a penis.”
“Is there more to it than fucking?”
“Don’t be silly.”